Feeding Children
Feeding children is the pits. Some children apparently enjoy food. When my eldest was a baby, I was smug in the knowledge that I was following Ellyn Satter and was doing everything right and therefore I would raise Good Eaters. A Good Eater eats the food you feed them. They try a new food 60 times until they like it, and you cook what you like and just make sure there’s some bread they like on the table and not worry about what and how much they eat. This worked well for about 4 years. And then my eldest became Picky. Picky is a horror film of parenthood. I don’t think I understood what it truly meant. It means slaving away at meal planning and spending a small fortune on ingredients and then slaving away on actually cooking and even baking your own bread and then your children saying you’re the worst cook ever and refusing to eat the food and just wanting to eat store-bought disgusting gluten free bread with butter. And you die a little inside every day. I remember having a...